Comments on The Crymes Syndicate: Don't Make Fun of My Sunflower Shoes, I Will Fork ...

Oh, wow! You're me! Except mine were blue ru...

2010-08-01T11:08:57.377-07:00

Oh, wow! You're me!

Except mine were blue rubber ankle boots in the third grade (that turned my white socks blue!) and I stabbed a boy with a pencil (8th grade).

You're so funny! I'm definitely "following" you.

I agree, but for the record.

2010-07-21T10:40:09.323-07:00

I agree, but for the record.

This is the First Blog I have ever read. and I mus...

2010-07-20T00:26:46.403-07:00

This is the First Blog I have ever read. and I must say I am in LOVE (: Thanks for brightening up my day...

Oh my GOD!! Are we fucking related???? Holy shit ...

2010-06-02T23:44:19.704-07:00

Oh my GOD!!

Are we fucking related???? Holy shit bitch, I do believe I love you already!

I was the bitch that would kick the soccer ball JUST to hit someone in the face with it! Yep... I was sort of a bitch... *GASP*

Oh yeah, as usual, LOVE the drawings. Love, love, ...

2010-06-02T19:01:20.512-07:00

Oh yeah, as usual, LOVE the drawings. Love, love, love.

My parents are still married, but they should have...

2010-06-02T19:00:35.533-07:00

My parents are still married, but they should have gotten divorced. I did kick a boy in the balls once in third grade, but mostly just to see what would happen. I guess divorce isn't the only thing that brings out the psychosis. LOL

My hand is broken because I was pissed about spill...

2010-06-02T15:53:47.414-07:00

My hand is broken because I was pissed about spilled juice and slammed my hand down on the table as I explained that it was in fact -not- okay to let juice soak the carpet while you watch tv. I wish I could say I was twelve.

As a child? I was rageful, but there was no way I...

2010-06-02T13:46:27.156-07:00

As a child? I was rageful, but there was no way I was going to do anything that might result in my father being called. So I was very quiet and timid at school.

Although I remember hating a lot of people.

And we're NOT friends on Facebook now.

Not even.

This was great! Love the drawings. Doesn't t...

2010-06-02T13:10:51.273-07:00

This was great! Love the drawings. Doesn't the evil SM know that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

Parents divorced when I was 7, I used to bite people - got suspended in high school (yes HS) for biting - luckily people thought the kid I bit was a weenie for telling and I didn't get shunned for acting like a savage...

Wait...I think I was biting people before I was 7...shit, what else can I blame? :)

My, what big teeth you have when you're forkin...

2010-06-01T22:54:40.866-07:00

My, what big teeth you have when you're forking someone.

@Laurenne - See my problem? I'm not sneaky. At...

2010-06-01T19:09:17.461-07:00

@Laurenne - See my problem? I'm not sneaky. At all. Though a few years back I had someone accuse me of being DIABOLICALLY SNEAKY and it freaked me out, because, what? I'm stabby.

@Jennifer - I have NO IDEA where the fork came from. I might have had it on my person, it might have been on the ground, we might have just come from lunch...no idea. I'm mostly guessing that this was the right incident anyway. I half hope someone from elementary school stumbles across this and lets me know if I've got it right!

@Leah - That's a post in and of itself! I think people misunderstand me when I talk about the divorce. I never wanted my parents to get back together, they weren't exactly civil. But because of the divorce, my dad moved out. States away. And my mom went to work full time where she'd been home before. It's not that I've spent my life wishing they'd never divorced, it's that I've spent my life wishing that no one had ever left me. You know? But as I said, that's a post in and of itself, and making it droll is going to be a tall order!

@Anna - You'd be shocked at how much people don't like punching. It's weird. :-D

@Island Gal - Oh, I think they'd be best off somewhere in the middle. :-)

@SweetSpotSweetie - Girl, I cannot picture you getting all Wolverine on someone.

@Shinxy - You are, of course correct. The word's become such a colloquialism that it's easy to forget. Sorry dear.

@Apron - Great. Now I'm all Sally Field.

.... Actually, come to think of it, I don't kn...

2010-06-01T12:02:12.221-07:00

.... Actually, come to think of it, I don't know that I'd trust you with a spoon either. You could seriously shove a spoon up a bitchy 3rd grader's ass and scoop out their pancreas. Wouldn't put it past you, which is a compliment, so don't start crying like freaking Halle Berry.

For the remainder of your elementary school career...

2010-06-01T12:01:15.844-07:00

For the remainder of your elementary school career, were you compelled/forced to eat lunch with just a spoon, like in prison?

Just a heads up; despite popular opinion, people w...

2010-06-01T00:23:05.192-07:00

Just a heads up; despite popular opinion, people with Psychosis are not violent. They are often timid and withdrawn. I just wanted to clear that up since the word is used negatively in a couple of places on here, and it's a misconception that causes further stigma to people with psychotic illnesses.

I can't say I ever stabbed someone with a fork. The only time I ever got in trouble at school was when someone stole my ruler, and in retaliation, I stole her eraser. Of course, I got in huge trouble and she didn't. That sure skewed my views on justice for a while.

I beat up a boy in high school once. True story. Y...

2010-05-31T22:06:02.740-07:00

I beat up a boy in high school once. True story. You never would've seen it coming, but like you said, divorce does crazy things to your insides. It's lucky for him that I came to my senses when I did. Yikes.

LOL!!! I was kind-of shy when kids attacked me. I...

2010-05-31T22:05:40.240-07:00

LOL!!!
I was kind-of shy when kids attacked me. I was always crying :(
But I hope my kids get your attitude instead of mine...

Wait! I do remember, once I put a girls pants down during a soccer match. lol
She was mean!

"Thank God, I didn't give you rabies afte...

2010-05-31T16:36:23.016-07:00

"Thank God, I didn't give you rabies after all." I love that line. I also like your drawings, especially the one of the "Weirdo Fork Scratcher Girl". I have to admit that I did get into a few scuffles when I was a kid. In junior high there was this group of boys who bullied me on a daily basis, and so one day I got fed up and hit the ringleader over the head with my heaviest textbook. I still don't regret doing it.

Dude, that is forked UP. Just kidding. It's ...

2010-05-31T13:24:45.559-07:00

Dude, that is forked UP.

Just kidding. It's really funny.

i totally remember sunflowers being all the rage. ...

2010-05-31T12:41:40.280-07:00

i totally remember sunflowers being all the rage. and now i hate them.

my parents divorced when i was 6 and i told a boy in the fourth grade to go fuck his grandma. i suppose i'm a little physically violent now, at 26, but who doesn't want to be punched by a pretty girl?

I agree, but for the record, I had the "stay ...

2010-05-31T11:51:31.937-07:00

I agree, but for the record, I had the "stay together for the kid" parents and that was its own messed up situation.. just sayin' ;)

Sunflower keds rock! I usually took the passive ...

2010-05-31T11:39:22.356-07:00

Sunflower keds rock!

I usually took the passive agressive route, since I was a runt and people would've just laughed if I tried to attack them with a fork. Where did you get the fork anyway? Was it lunch or something? I'm surprised they didn't just give you plastic sporks for the rest of your academic career.

Oooh! I LOVE this post. My parents divorced when I...

2010-05-31T10:48:33.076-07:00

Oooh! I LOVE this post. My parents divorced when I was three. Not saying that divorce was the cause... but I threw a stapler at Corrin Kuti's head in third grade. She bled everywhere, since head wounds usually do.
I felt horrible. I still do.

I just think that we 'different' kids are only different because one girl figured out how to manipulate before we did. Whoever figures it out first gets all the power and popularity. Bla. I hate those people. But that's ok because their lives usually suck after high school.

Oh.. and are you sure you were conceived in a dorm room? That's hilarious.